Monthly Archives: August 2011

Introducing Dirty Dave

Some readers have asked me about Dirty Dave, our legendary Field Supervisor and head of all things filthy. Here are two shots, taken 15 minutes apart today. This is the cleanest you’ll ever see him, I thought. But no: Dirty … Continue reading

REO: Restoring the Essence of Ownership

Every property tells a story. Initial entry into an unknown home brings a barrage of information about the previous occupants, and we crew members become temporary cultural archeologists. Digging through the detritus of another’s existence is an oddly voyeuristic endeavor, … Continue reading

Nasty Surprises: Two Bowls, or, Food For Thought

Every new property offers a little something different. As I have written before, there are a lot of things I don’t understand about the condition in which some people leave their homes. Exhibit A: The Dine and Dash This is … Continue reading

An Appliance Wasteland, Some Color

If the appliance is inoperable, we take it. And we take a lot. Many of the homes we service have fallen victim to years of neglect, and ovens, refrigerators, water heaters and more reflect this. Here is a smattering of … Continue reading

A Cockroach Fridge And A Question

It was your standard refrigerator, the kind for which William Perry was nicknamed: large, square, bulky. We had to remove it. The fridge was in the basement of an old house in south Minneapolis, where the people had moved out … Continue reading

Details from Nasty Bathroom House

I’m out in the field all day today, but I’ll leave you with these two pics from the nasty bathroom house. These two shots capture the only wall decorations in the entire place. It’s not like the place had been … Continue reading

Nasty Bathroom Follow Up

It was worse than I thought. My initial inspection of the bathroom lasted perhaps 30 seconds, which was enough time to snap a couple of pictures and get the heck out. Yesterday, though, I had to spend more time than … Continue reading

The Nastiest Bathroom of All Time

This post is not for the squeamish. Do not scroll down unless you are comfortable observing human behavior at its foulest. Even Dirty Dave puked when we saw this. The photo at the bottom of the page was taken in … Continue reading

Excessive? Quite.

I’ve been out in the field with Dirty Dave for the last few days, which has cut into my blogging time. Our adventures included inspecting several properties with an inordinate amount of debris. We find these excessively trash-laden places throughout … Continue reading